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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?


Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents




Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya




Motivational Thought
In 1980 IDBI bank rejected loan 4 ambani.in 2008 Mukhaish Ambani was planing 2 buy IDBI bank.
this shows nothing is impossibal.
now in 2009 City bank rejected loan 4 me.but in 2020 i m planing 2
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Apply 4 loan again.


BE REALISTIC YAR.




Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho




Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate...
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I have already donate five litrs.




Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai




You are very special for me. I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.




Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))




Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.




on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said...i love pakistan



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